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Post by mike on Sept 11, 2008 2:16:03 GMT
1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
8. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
9. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
10. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Post by mike on Sept 11, 2008 22:24:25 GMT
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- singer Mariah Carey.
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22.
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply
with the law."
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations
that he failed to pay his taxes.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C..
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Post by mike on Sept 11, 2008 22:32:46 GMT
"Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976."
-- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion of the Holocaust.
"Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself."
-- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator".
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who
make them unsafe."
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa
are vastly underpolluted."
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington,
Rhode Island.
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
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Post by sumoreincarnated on Sept 12, 2008 8:54:11 GMT
Nice title for a thread , so I expected some originality not quotes from "famous" folks.
So heres my take on a BIT OF FUN - IMHO!
Being able to go on any website forum of any Ilk and have some mindless banter and some serious banter.
Accept peoples views and realise life's too short to take forums seriously but to enjoy, AKA - A BIT OF FUN
Rest of OPINION deleted -
DELETED BY MYSELF NOT SWSC
Mart
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Post by mike on Sept 12, 2008 9:07:01 GMT
apologies that the 'bit of fun' did not reach your expectation Mart.
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Post by sumoreincarnated on Sept 12, 2008 9:18:53 GMT
apologies that the 'bit of fun' did not reach your expectation Mart. Again you miss my point! - Its not MY expectations it was my point of view ,I dont want nor warrant apologies so in true Dragons Den fashion I Declare myself out .............. of this thread  |
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Post by mike on Sept 12, 2008 9:27:10 GMT
Nice title for a thread , so I expected Mart |
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Post by sumoreincarnated on Sept 12, 2008 10:19:02 GMT
Nice title for a thread , so I expected Mart Well done Mike , once again YOU were right. |
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Post by sumoreincarnated on Sept 12, 2008 12:56:12 GMT
With reference to my post in this thread I would like to say I DELETED the remainder of this post NOT any member of the SWSC Staff
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